Sunday, August 9, 2015

"Hijacked!" -For No Reason At All!

Well blog readers, I know you've all been waiting for another Write This! Assignment, so I finally found the right piece of music for you and ASlkadlhadl;gkahdgqweaiat
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Gerhard!

"I vant to type! It's MY turn to type on za computer! Let me write on it! Now! I vant to vrite I vant to vrite! Please please please please please please please please-"

Stop it, Gerhard! Augh! Your grammar is off the chart terrible!

"It's not terrible! It's MOST EXCELLENT!"

What can you even write about? I mean come on, they don't even know who you are!



"Zey don't know who Dzherri or Warren is and you let zem take over for a day."

No, They stole the blog away from me. That wasn't my fault. That was theirs. They knocked me out, Gerhard.

"Zat's Za Most Excellent Gerhard to you, Emily! Let me type!"

No, sto-aas;lkdfj;OIWJD;GLKDAJFB;adlkgjas;dlkgj;ldkssjf;aksdlj;L Gerhar-aasdflak;sdjg;alkdji;toeshta;lkgadd;lkj-sto-sadlf;kjasd;lthD;ALKFGJA;OIELKATDJGF NN   6W5J24634WEDFD NOW- ;Lksjdf;lksj;LJD;LAKGJ;AILKSDJs;lkajd;lfkjasdf;lkjasd;lkgha;eia;slakdfj

"Ahem!"

*Gerhard and Emily stop fighting over the keyboard and stare up at the new figure, glasses ready to come off*


"What sort of fascinating game are you two entertaining yourselves with?"


"Emily von't let me play vith za computer."

No! Gerhard's lying! I'm using it!

"It's her computer, Gerhard. She has no obligation to let you use it."

"You're just saying zat because you don't like me."

"On the contrary. I loath you."

"Hey! Zat's the same has hating, you're a hater! You're goin' down, Aichear!"

Okay, guys, seriously, stop. No fighting. I am trying to write a post here.

"I merely stepped in because I assumed you needed assistance."

No... I'm fine, if Gerhard would leave me alone.

"Come on, Aichear! Let's fight it out! Fight me fight me fight me fight me! I dare you!"

"I wouldn't want to be responsible for your death."

Okay, Gerhard, if I let you write a post and you PROMISE not to give away any plot twists of any kind, would you leave Aichear alone and not try to beat him up?

"I doubt his ability to hurt me in any form."

"I could if I vanted to! But I vant to vrite a blog post even more, so vhatever. I don't care. Can I write now, Emily? Please please please please please please please please pleas-"

Okay, yes, fine! Go ahead! Don't be so pushy. Here you go.

*Emily gets up from the computer, Gerhard sits down giddily*

"Uhh... I don't know how to type in English..."


Wait what?

"I don't vrite in English..."

"You've had plenty of time to learn English and you haven't?"

"Don't be so judging, Aichear!"

Let me guess, you want me to write in English for you, don't you?

"Zat vould be nice. Please please please please please please please?"

Augh fine. Okay, what do you want me to say?

"Make sure you get my Most Excellent accent in zere as vell."

No way. That's too hard to do.

"Do it! PLEASE???"

Fine. Let's get this over with.


The Most Excellent Gerhard. Copyright © 2015 by Ana Mae
"Hallooooo bloggers of za vorld! I am Za Most Excellent Gerhard! You don't know who I am, but I know who are and zat's vhat matters. Zough it matters zat you know who I am as well, because I'm Excellent and you should know all about me.
"Emily is za vone vriting zis and she says I can't give avay spoilers, but zat doesn't matter because I'm going to do so anyvay! Zis post is mine and I can do vhat I vant! So, vere to start...

Vell, for starters, I am THERE'S ACTUALLY NOTHING REALLY HERE, I'M JUST FREAKING YOU OUT AND MAKING YOU THINK I'M GIVING SPOILERS AWAY BUT I'M NOT! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! and zhat's vhy za Mornellys STILL NO SPOILERS I'M JUST BEING MEAN. B-) so yeah, zat's vhat zat's all about. Explains a lot, doesn't it?

"My best friends ever are BLANK BLANK BLANK BLANK WAHAHAHAHAHAHA and Emily and you guys and everyone in za whole world zat didn't make me angry! But if you made me angry zhen you're not my friend, and I vill probably punch you in za face. Oh, and BLANK! BLANK is my best friend in za whole vide vorld, because BLANK is my baby BLANK and I just zink BLANK za best BLANK in za vhole entire vorld! BLANK was sooo cute vhen BLANK vas little!
"So do you vhant to know vhy I'm here and how I know za BLANKS? Vell, I'll tell you. Zhey are my I'M SO MEAN! Zat's right! And I'm not just any WHAHAHAHA, I'm over zhem in rank! I am za Most Excellent Grand Prince Gerhard! Zat's vright! I am a prince, vhich means you must bow to me!"

Okay, that's going too far, Gerhard.

"Oh vhatever. Anyvays zat's who I am in a nutshell. So now you know a fraction of information about za Most Excellent Gerhard and vhere I came from and how I know za BLANKS. Did I tell you about my Most Excellent Crop? Oh, Emily! Tell zem za story about za Most Excellent Crop!"

You're over your time limit, Gerhard. I think you're done now.

"But- but I'm not done yet! You didn't set me a time limit before!"

"She said your limit is up. That means you must step back and let her finish her tasks. You have wasted enough of her time."

"Who made you in charge, loser? You're not za boss of za vorld. I'm your Grand Prince."

"I'm not bowing to you."

Okay, well, I think that's all for now. You've gotten your blog post, Gerhard, and I think we're good here. Soooo goodbye everyone and I'll get to that other post later this week. Say goodbye, Gerhard.

"Gooooooddddbyyyyeeee vorld! So nice to meet you and you and you and you and you! I like you all! You're all very nice blog readers. Zanks for reading my post. You are all Most Excellent! I vill see you around!"

Aichear? Have anything to say?

*Silence. Aichear shrugs*

Okay, guess that means you're saying goodbye.


"Goodbye."

Much better. Alrighty, well, that concludes Gerhard's "Hijack" post and we're signing off now. I'm exhausted. Thanks for reading Gerhard's randomness.

"You guys are Excellent! Bye! See you soon! Because I actually see you all the time!"

Stop giving away spoilers.

"SPOILER ALERT! I am actually THERE'S NOTHING HERE, TOO BAD FOR YOU. ;) So there!"

Okay, signing off now before Gerhard tells you anything else! Good bye!


A/N: All of Gerhard's spoilers have been censored for the sake of later stories. I apologize for your excitement and disappointment. Not. ;)


59 comments:

  1. Bahaha this post is hilarious! But its makes me sooooo curious to know who Gerhard is and how he fits in with the Mornellys!!

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    1. The Most Excellent Gerhard8/11/2015

      The Most Excellent Gerhard looks forward to you knowing more about him as well, because he is MOST excellent and likes everybody! Except mean people... He doesn't like mean people. You're not mean, are you? I think you're nice. So yeah, whatever, I'll be your friend.

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    2. Whoa whoa whoa whoa back up! Gerhard, I thought you said you couldn't write in English! And what do you mean by threatening Lauren? Lauren's nice! She's my friend!

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    3. The Most Excellent Gerhard8/11/2015

      I have help from a very good friend of mine writing this. HE writes in English and is doing it for me. SO THERE! Haha! I am smarter than you think! And I'm not threatening your friend I'm just saying if she's not nice she's not going to be my friend, and I punch people I don't like but I think she is nice and will be my friend so I won't do that.

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    4. Well good for you, it's really mean to punch people, especially GIRLS, Dummkompf. And who on earth is helping you? I know that CENSORED FOR LATER and CENSORED FOR LATER can't write in English either.

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    5. Damhán Mornelly8/11/2015

      How 'bout me? B-)

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    6. MEGS! Tell your guardian to stop helping Gerhard!

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    7. Damhán Mornelly8/11/2015

      Like she can tell me what to do. I'm in charge of HER, not the other way around! Ha!

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    8. Aichear Mornelly8/11/2015

      The problem is taken care of.

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    9. Thankkkkk youuuuuu...

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    10. I can assure you, Gerhard, that I am a fairly nice person. :-) I would be delighted to be your friend. I certainly don't want to be your enemy!

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    11. Aichear Mornelly8/11/2015

      Damhán nor Gerhard are currently available to answer your reply so I have taken the liberty to speak on behalf of Gerhard. He of course would gladly accept your friendship. Please forgive my brother and Gerhard's childish behaviour. He will not and shan't ever be your enemy, that is just him expressing his immaturity.

      I apologize for the confusion.

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    12. Thanks Aichear for talking with my "guardian". I WAS going to talk with Damhan, but you did a better job then I ever could... ;)
      (besides, he doesn't seem to listen to me much...)

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    13. Damhàn, you were helping Gerhard? I should've guessed...Thanks, Aichear! And I forgive Damhàn and Gerhard. Everyone gets carried away sometimes :-)

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  2. XD I'm smiling at the screen and my family is like..."Why are you laughing like that?" :P

    ~Lydia~ <3

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    1. The Most Excellent Gerhard8/11/2015

      Well that is good, because I like people who are smiling and happy! You and I will be good friends, Ja. You are nice girl.

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    2. Excuse his flirting, he likes girls... *Growls under her breath* Gerhard...

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  3. Wow. That...has to have been one of the funniest posts I have ever read! You are so funny Emily!

    Oh, and I really liked the mental picture I got of you and Gerhard fighting over the keyboard...That was perfect! ;)

    Excited to find more out about this "Most Excellent" Gerhard... ;)

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    1. The Most Excellent Gerhard8/11/2015

      That's right! The Most Excellent Gerhard IS funny! That's because I'm Most Excellent, that's why my name is The Most Excellent Grand Prince Gerhard! I am excited for everyone to know more about me, too.

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    2. Gerhard! Seriously! Did you reply to ALL these comments? And you said you couldn't write in English. HA! Liar! I'm going to speak to the Mornellys about this.

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    3. Whoa whoa whoa. Wait a minute Mister Gerhard. I said that EMILY was funny, not you...
      Goodness, you sure are stuck on yourself, aren't you Gerhard?
      You tell him Emily! ;)
      (oh, and your comment below, about the anvil? That was too funny. I can't stop grinning!)

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    4. Opps, I mean, it wasn't funny that you got beaned by an anvil, it's just how you wrote it was kinda funny... ;)

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    5. The Most Excellent Gerhard8/11/2015

      But, but the Most Excellent Gerhard is very funny and very nice! I want to be your friend! But if you don't then whatever, I'll go make OTHER friends who want to be friends. *Runs off*

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    6. Yes, he tends to get full of himself, but surprisingly enough he isn't that prideful. And I can see why the anvil joke would make you laugh. ;)

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    7. Hmm, I wonder what made him run away? Was it something I said? Poor Gerhard...
      It sure did make me (almost) laugh, I totally didn't expect an anvil to be the reason for you being knocked out...I'm still grinning just thinking about it... ;)

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  4. Anonymous8/10/2015

    I loved reading what was under the black spaces.....It was hilarious. I must say, I do prefer this method of hijacking to actually knocking poor Emily out. I am very curious to hear more.

    --Kara F

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    1. The Most Excellent Gerhard8/11/2015

      Well I'm not MEAN that I would knock her out... on purpose, at least. I did this one time but it was not on purpose, so yeah...

      Yes, The Most Excellent Gerhard approves of your approval because it's Excellent. You will hear more, because there is no way to keep Gerhard from talking more! I talk a LOT! I like talking.

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    2. I don't care if that time was on purpose or not, I hold you responsible for putting the anvil on top of the doorway. What ELSE do you do with an anvil on a doorway but knock someone out? And stop being so conceited, no one likes a prideful person.

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    3. The Most Excellent Gerhard8/11/2015

      I'm not conceited or whatever that word means! I am simply telling the truth!

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  5. RingNerd8/10/2015

    Finally! i've been waiting for this post! lol it was awesome! :)

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    1. The Most Excellent Gerhard8/11/2015

      Hey I know you! Your CENSORED BECAUSE OF PRIVACY!

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    2. Gerhard... RingNerd is going to be very mad at you...

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  6. Haha, I love this! It's definitely a Gerhard and Aichear moment. I love the conflict between them. ;) I can't wait to hear more Gerhard stories!! :D

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    1. The Most Excellent Gerhard8/11/2015

      Jesseca! I know you! I had a tea party with your friends! They were fun. So fun, Ja. Anyways so nice of you to read and I like your friends, particularly Eira... she was VERY nice and I REALLY liked her. You are nice, too, but Eira is my favorite...
      Does she want to go and get ice cream with me?

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    2. GERHARD! AUGH! Seriously! You are causing so much trouble! Eira doesn't like you! She likes- well, I can't give that away. But anyways stop being- well, stop being so- so you! Try to contain yourself a bit, okay? Goodness.

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    3. The Most Excellent Gerhard8/11/2015

      You hurt my feelings. I liked Eira.

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    4. Well I know, but you can only marry one girl and you like too many of them, and Eira likes someone else. What about CENSORED FOR LATER ? She's nice.

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    5. The Most Excellent Gerhard8/11/2015

      NO.

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    6. What's wrong with her?

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    7. The Most Excellent Gerhard8/11/2015

      I'm mad at her right now!

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    8. Honestly you two act like children...

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    9. Most Excellent Gerhard, let me assure you that Eira thinks of you as a friend. She had a most enjoyable time when y'all came over!
      Emily, a certain character was relieved when he saw you straightened Gerhard out. It's enough to say that he started feeling rather protective when he read Gerhard's first comment!

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  7. Loved reading this! It was so entertaining. :) You have many good things to say Most Excellent Gerhard. It was nice meeting you too :)!

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    1. The Most Excellent Gerhard8/14/2015

      Thank you, Shai! Oh, I like your name! Are you from Ireland? You know the Mornellys are from Ireland. I like Ireland. I'm from CENSORED FOR LATER, but as you probably noticed I have a German name. You are now a friend of mine, too. I like having friends! And fans! You can bow to me later.

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    2. Gerhard and Damhán, I'm going to say this as nice as I can. GET OFF THE INTERNET AND STOP COMMENTING.

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    3. Damhán Mornelly8/14/2015

      Ooo, someone's hot under the collat;ladkfhg;kaljtehaskdagj;lksfhg;adfgkj;oil

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    4. Thank you, Aichear. I assume that was you.

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    5. Aichear Mornelly8/14/2015

      You are welcome, Emily.

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    6. The Most Excellent Gerhard, you are very kind! Unfortunately no, I am not from Ireland; though it does seem like a wonderful place to live :)! I am glad that I am your friend, you are my friend too :).

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  8. I just read through all these comments and they're HILARIOUS!!!!!!! Very nice to meet you Gerhard. :) Love the censored parts. Reminds me of censored military letters.... *starts talking to self* Oh! That reminds me! I need to make notes on this! *scrabbles for a notepad*

    Wonderful post Emily! I love these. :D

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    1. The Most Excellent Gerhard8/16/2015

      HEY! The censored parts were talking all about my most excellent CENSORED FOR LATER REVEALMENT so you shouldn't laugh, you missed out! Anyways yes very nice to meet you too and I guess I'll forgive you for enjoying the censored parts even though you missed out on everything most excellent.

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    2. Aichear Mornelly8/16/2015

      Gerhard and Damhán I am informing you of your immediate doom if you do not respect Emily and her rules. I have Bran and Breandan to back me up. You have five minutes.

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    3. Damhán Mornelly8/16/2015

      Augh! Fine. We're getting off.

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  9. Nice to meet you as well Gerhard. Curious to know more about you soon. (When Emily is ready to reveal more, lol.)
    Thanks, Aichear. You handled that well. :) I'm sure Emily appreciates you ridding her laptop of those two...hooligans. ;)

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    1. I do. Aichear takes care of things when I cannot. He's part of the IWST (Imaginary World Security Team).

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  10. So sorry it took me all these months to read this but, well, I did! And I loved it! (as i do all your hijacked posts!) Thanks for being so . . . interesting, Gerhard. :D

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